Category: Beef Sticks
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Two years ago, I became a home owner, and in that time, I have not particularly taken to home ownership and the maintenance it requires. TikTok appears to have picked up on this fact, filling my algorithm with contractors spanning the ages, measurable by how tattooed their arms may be. Part of me wonders if…
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I’ve been feeling uninteresting as of late and like all the listless of a certain age, the yearn to retain my youth calls from the distance. I was looking back at old posts featuring such a different phase of life but also the same friends who just celebrated turning forty. Then I see The Sandman…
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As winter comes to a close and spring quickly approaches, I realized something about myself that shook me to the core: I don’t eat salty meat snacks when the temperature dips below 30°. You’re probably thinking, “Well, that’s fucking weird,” but I have a great explanation. And that explanation is gravy. Right after my birthday,…
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Two weeks ago, I decided to paint my new kitchen sea-foam green and called over my friend Amanda to help. I requested she only bring one thing with her: a beef stick of her choosing from a convenience store. Leaving this choice up to another individual is a bold move, with high chances of disappointment…
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Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve been moving from my room in the upper unit of a duplex to the floor below. The entire move could have been completed in two hours, but I’ve extended it into a luxurious, month long process. Relocation did not start off great with a poorly timed illness that kept…
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One thing my friends know about me is that I love cured meat. All meat, actually, but salted animal flesh in particular calls to me. On a typical night out, my go-to prep is a beef stick and a Sugarfree Red Bull. Call me crazy, but I’ll be the one laughing when you’re weakened by…
Beef Stick Queen 